^ banned for being perfectly sensible in your assessment for a reasonable ban

... We don't do that here.

Banned because life is a pigsty.

Banned for not giving my weird explanation a shot.

(Have to admit, in retrospective it was all over the place, tried something new but failed yet..will stand by it!)

Double ban for you not taking risks!

^ banned because not everyone is as careless as you

Banned for a careless caress

^ banned because its friday! prepare to touch grass!

^ banned because you used splattervinyl as an argument in your own murder trial.

^ banned for refusing to be my lawyer in my own murder trial

Banned for paying peanuts! And I mean actual Arachis hypogaea.

Banned for not accepting THE currency as payment: peanut M&Ms

^ Banned for trying to dupe me by mixing in some of those worthless chocolate M&Ms into my payment.

Banned because I am allergic to currency.

Banned for being a hobo.

^ banned for escalating too quickly