^ banned for not saving humpback whales on hump day.

^ banned because you were there too, in 1986! Wat did YOU do?

Banned for being there on the wrong year, because you thought it was supposed to be 1968.

You weren't in that tent too right? Somewhere in that pile of hairy women? If you were, BANNED!

^ banned because my imagination cannot "unsee" that visual image you painted

^ Me?? You were the one that said "whats the rush? we have all the time in world. lets hit the arcades!"
YOU doomed the whales with obsession in get ACK ACK ACK in the high scores

^ He often forgets the thread in which he is posting something at the time in which he is posting said something.

Banned for not banning anyone.

^ banned, because teceem is the one who started the trend of not banning the person above

Keep up with the trends, bro.

^ Is not very hip and trendy (unlike me, who is very!)

^ BANNED (Why should he be?)
1) because he failed to provide (at least) one single reason why the person above him should be banned
2) because he is a wee bit socially awkward because he used the word "hip" instead of the word "cool"

(However, he is a native of the United Kingdom, so I will let this fleeting lapse in his demeanor slide this time. Especially, because he's an affable and gregarious sort of chap, verily and forsooth.)