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GRAVEN

Graven is an Unbalanced P.O.S.

I got Graven back in early access when I first saw it announced on Realms Deep, and back then it was cool. The game is really good looking and absolutely nails the aesthetic and atmosphere it's going for. Combat was pretty unbalanced but I figured it was early access and they had plenty of time to work on that. They did not, in fact, work on that. In fact I feel like they doubled down on it, making it worse. I get that it's a dark fantasy setting and the world is supposed to feel dangerous, but there's a way to do that while still making the game fun and this just is not fun to play. They also removed the map from early access, making navigation an absolutely frustrating experience. Whoever was responsible for that decision sucks. I've heard reports of frequent crashes and soft locks, and while I haven't experienced any of those (yet) I have encountered some absolutely bizarre graphical bugs, mostly enemies just clipping through walls and floors. I want to like Graven. But I just don't. It sucks. Don't buy it.

32 gamers found this review helpful
Pizza Connection

I love this game, but...

This game is not for everyone. Technically nothing is for everyone, but I digress. Anyway this game can be extremely difficult to get into if you don't know what you're doing, even on pushover difficulty. I highly suggest finding a manual and maybe even a new player guide online. And follow that recipe book in your Goodies/Extras. You need to have at least 3 recipes from that book on your menu before any customers will even look in the general direction of your restaurant.

26 gamers found this review helpful
Rise of the Triad: Ludicrous Edition

Masterfully Done

This remaster was treated with so much love and care. It was put in good hands and they delivered. Everything about this is great. Rise of the Triad is a goofy game you are sure to have plenty of fun with. And it has a map editor so you can make your own maps once you finish all the pre-made episodes.

5 gamers found this review helpful
Ghostrunner

To the devs: I hate you. Sincerely, me.

Any game that punishes you for not being perfect at it from the second you start playing is a bad game and the developers should feel bad. There is a special place in the deepest darkest pits of Hell for anyone who creates an experience that is intentionally designed to frustrate the user.

5 gamers found this review helpful
Fallout

Play Fallout.

The original Fallout is one of the greatest games ever developed. A classless CRPG where you can do whatever you want with your character. You can pick one of three pre-made characters, but don't do that. Make your own. The game has a fantastic story with the best villain in the entire series. The environments are appropriately bleak and depressing. The world is dangerous. The combat is turn-based and tactical. There are no 'go exactly here' quest arrows. You have to pay attention to what people are telling you and work your own shit out. Play Fallout.

7 gamers found this review helpful
Fallout 2

Play Fallout 2

The sequel to the original Fallout (which is fantastic, by the way) this is quite possibly the best installment of the Fallout franchise. It still has the strategic isometric turn-based combat, and not much has changed from the original in terms of the controls department. It's still gloriously simple, but be warned that if you're not particularly high in Strength with either a decent unarmed or melee skill, you're gonna have a bad time in the beginning. An extremely rich storyline, hours upon hours of complex gameplay, and a talking Deathclaw in your party.

7 gamers found this review helpful
Baldur's Gate: Enhanced Edition

This Game Made Me a D&D Nerd.

This is the game that got me into Dungeons & Dragons, and in turn tabletop gaming as a whole. I loved this game back in the day, and I still love it just as much, but I do have some issues. The writing is top-notch. Probably the second-best out of all of the Infinity Engine games (the best being Planescape: Torment). Every character, even the annoying ones, are very well written (at least in the original game). A lot of the areas on the map are just empty. It's a slog to go through an unnamed map area in the hopes of finding anything interesting (and sometimes you do, which is why you do it) to have to walk all over the area to remove the fog of war and then move on to the next area to do the same. They fixed this in later Infinity Engine games, which I'm grateful for. Real-time with pause is a BAD mechanic and they never should've went with it. Combat happens in real-time...sort of. Initiative order is still there, so in a way it's still turn-based, but discerning whose turn it is and who's next is I'm pretty sure not even possible, so it makes tactical play irrelevant. Your combat encounters will rely 100% on RNG. This Enhanced Edition even has some really great new improvements on the original, but it also has a handful of new characters and some locations, not all of which are on par with the quality of the original game. But a few badly written parts in the Enhanced Edition doesn't take away from the greatness that is the rest of the game. If you're even a little bit of a D&D fan, or even if you're just wondering what D&D is all about, then play this. Especially with 3 coming out soon.

15 gamers found this review helpful
Saints Row 2

Great game. Bad port.

Saints Row 2 is the only game in existence where you can get both high and drunk, dress up in a hot dog suit, and then go four-wheeling in a mall, all at the same time, for absolutely no reason. 10/10. But the PC port is...well it's bad. It likes to crash, there's a weird bug where sometimes it will run WAY faster than it should, models and textures are bugged...it's bad. Also I don't care for the art direction in this one and much prefer 1's art direction.

3 gamers found this review helpful
The Witcher: Enhanced Edition

One of the best CRPGs ever made

A perfect dark fantasy game by a great developer using an engine that makes for some of the best RPG gameplay you'll ever experience.

3 gamers found this review helpful
DOOM 3

I spent 20 minutes punching turkeys.

Doom 3 takes the Half-Life approach to the game. You are Generic Marine Guy (not to be confused with Doomguy who is much cooler) who just got transferred to the UAC base on Mars for...reasons, I guess. You arrive with a couple UAC higher-ups who are there to talk to Mr. Obvious Bad Guy about him being an obvious bad guy. Your first assignment is to find a missing scientist (not Mr. Obvious Bad Guy) and as soon as you do, the invasion starts. From there, you get from level to level finding new weapons and uncovering more of the basic plot through PDAs you find, which act as keys as well as pre-recorded audio logs and email logs. Doom 3 has the best Hell levels of any Doom game, and it's just a shame they were all so short. Play the regular game or the BFG Edition, they're both perfectly fine. Play the regular game if you're going for more of a "horror" vibe, play the BFG Edition if action is more your jam.

9 gamers found this review helpful